Sunday, September 27, 2020

Do You Remember Dancing in September?

The boys rediscovered their jackets one evening and paired them with their school headphones. Then they just needed a pretend cell phone for their complete transition into "teenagers." Watching my kids pretend to be teenagers is my absolute favorite game they play. It doesn't happen often, but it's hilarious when I get to peek into their brains to see what kinds of things they thing older, cooler kids would be into. On this day, these imaginary teens were mostly only into their cell phones. 
When I asked Lincoln what he was playing, he said, "Well, first I was a tee, then I was a nager." 

Lincoln seems to think teenagers start as "tees," progress to "nagers," with the final step of their adolescent transformation finally landing them at the coveted, complete title of "teenager."
The kids have found playing with their Lego bricks is a great way to procrastinate schoolwork, cleaning, and bedtime. They also seem to have discovered that if they use their procrastination efforts to make cute things for me, I can't help but not be mad at them when they're up 2 hours past their bedtime. Carson created this adorable heart, complete with instructions for me to keep it. 
One of my corona coping mechanisms is to mindlessly browse Amazon and impulse buy whatever seems like it has the potential to make my life easier or more exciting as we trudge through month six of being homebound.

So yes, this disco ball was in fact an impulsive, desperate attempt to inject some fun into our current mundane routine. I knew I needed it as soon as I saw it, but I didn't know it would become a weekly tradition until school started and we were all in need of a pick-me-up to shake off the week and welcome the weekend come Friday night. 

At the close of each successful distance learning week we endure, we celebrate by handing out movie theater candy boxes to everyone as soon as our assignments are in for the week. Then we zone out with a couple hours of video games, chow down on pizza for dinner, and finish the night with a disco dance party. Each person picks a song to jam out to, and it's been the perfect way to let go of the week's stresses. 
Then we're right back to it come Monday morning. Carson's teachers encouraged him to try a science experiment of making Ooblek. Lincoln was eager to join in on the fun. 
I still remember making Ooblek at school and how cool I thought it was that my teachers let me take some home in a little bag. I still remember sitting on the bus happily playing with the goo. I was glad Carson didn't miss his 3rd-grade Ooblek memory. 
Carson unwinds every night by drawing pictures before bed. We love waking up each morning to his new creations. This one was one of my favorites because of all the adorable details. When I asked him what it was, he told me, "It's what would happen if babies took over a house. The bottom part is what the outside of the house looks like--a normal, nice house, but inside there are babies going crazy!" 

I loved the melted ice-cream cones, the nod to our disco parties, and the Little Caeser's pizza boxes. So cute!
Vegas is finally cooling down to bearable temperatures! Especially when we escape to the mountains. Jeff and I get sad sometimes because our kids don't have a backyard to run wild in. Both of us had great backyards growing up where we could run around and feel like free, wild adventurers. 

When we look at the 6-foot by 6-foot backyard full of rocks that our kids are growing up in, we can't help but feel it lacks in the wild and free adventure-beckoning category. Thankfully we live close to a mountain so we can take a quick drive up the mountain to give our kids bursts of exploration. 
THIS is what being a kid is all about! Especially after being locked up at home all week, it was refreshing to escape it all in the mountains. Maybe we do have a nice, big backyard. We just have to drive a little bit to get to it. 
The boys collected logs for 2 hours to build a fort. They never did build the fort, but they expended a week's worth of pent up energy, so we all went home happy and content!
Eli taught a night light lesson last week all on his own. He did such a great job! He taught about having the light of Christ. He made a little puppet with a flashlight that would get brighter when the puppet did kind things and dimmer when the puppet was unkind. He focused on the fact that the light can always come back if we say sorry. I love hearing my kids' interpretations of the gospel and watching as their testimonies slowly start to grow. 
The kids got into a charter school this year. I probably would have done homeschool if it wasn't for this school because it's kind of hard to get into and I didn't want to lose our spots once we were in. 

I applied to get all three kids into the school, but only Lincoln's name was chosen from the lottery. I was planning to send Lincoln alone, hoping that the other two boys would be able to get in the next year. Our main concern was sending Eli to the local junior high because we haven't heard great things about it, so we really just needed to get Eli in a charter by 6th grade. 

Once one of your kids is in the school, the other kids get bumped up on the waiting list. About a month after Lincoln got it, we were notified a space had opened up for Eli. And then two months after that, a space opened up for Carson! We had a lot of uncertainty thinking about how to handle having kids at different schools and how they would feel about it (back when we thought they would actually be going to school), but thankfully we didn't have to worry about any of our initial concerns because they all ended up getting in. I was so grateful for that!

We feel really good about this school, especially now that all three of them are "there" together. The school has been very organized, realistic, and accommodating through distance learning, and we have been impressed with all of their teachers. Bonus! They have uniforms. I hated uniforms when I had to wear them in junior high, but as a mom, kids in uniforms are just to die for! 
This was their first time in uniforms for picture day last week. They ran into the school just long enough to get their picture taken and then they were shooed right back out. 


My mom gets mad if I don't include Jonah in my school-related updates. She'll probably be upset I didn't buy him a uniform to fit in with his brothers, but his time will come soon enough, Mom. In the words of Eli, "Chillax" and here's a picture of the little dude to appease you. 
Lincoln's teacher gave all of her students pumpkin seeds to plant. Lincoln has been a loving and attentive gardener to his little seeds. 
Another week down, another beautiful, mountainous weekend. 
Here's a progress picture for comparing purposes so we can see how we age through the pandemic. 
I'm convinced homeschooling has me on Obama's presidential aging track. 
Stress appears to do things to the body, and I. Am. Feeling. It. May the weekly disco dance parties serve as my fountain of youth. 

Sunday, September 06, 2020

Kid Funnies

Lincoln still loves garbage men and has recently been practicing drawing them. I particularly love his little recycling symbol, the earth, and the cameo from the "policeman chasing a robber." 
One day I was making the kids sandwiches for lunch. I made Jonah a beautiful turkey sandwich that he immediately shoved away. "I don't want a sandwich!" He screeched. "I want a CRACKER sandwich!"

I profusely apologized for the misunderstanding while I ate his perfectly good rejected sandwich. After getting the rest of the kids settled with their sandwiches, I pulled out the crackers to start on a second attempt for Jonah. 

Jonah squealed with delight upon seeing the Ritz box. 

I spread peanut butter on a Ritz cracker and then topped it off with another Ritz as this is the only thing close to a cracker sandwich I've ever made for Jonah. Jonah flipped out, "Not THAT cracker SANDwich!" 

"You want meat and cheese on a cracker?" I asked.

"NO!" He replied.

"What do you want?!?" I questioned, now at a total loss. 

"I want a cracker ON a sandwich!" He answered, arms held out, emphasizing every syllable. 

Fearing another sandwich rejection, I slowly prepared a regular meat sandwich, asking Jonah if I was making it according to his order with each step. As soon as I put that Ritz atop the lunch meat and slapped the top of the bun on it, Jonah was finally satisfied. A cracker sandwich. 

One day Eli and Carson decided they wanted to paint some boxes. I think it started as them wanting to create a fake TNT box, but it slowly just turned into a blissful moment of creativity. 
I found this YouTuber I've been loving named Sydney Cummings. She does a new workout every morning and it's brought new life into my workout routine.
Jonah gets offended if he finds me working out without him as he enjoys Sydney's glute bridges and bicep curls, too. He always follows along whenever he's around, and this day he killed me when he hunted down one of my resistance bands and light weights to follow Sydney to a "T"! 
We finally made it back to church for the first time postapocalyptic world. The kids kept their masks on the whole (30-minute) time. We are only allowed to meet in groups 50 people or less, so it was a very small gathering, but it was nice to see (half of) some friendly faces. 
Jonah is full of funny sayings right now! One day he was particularly obsessed with Heat Wave, the firetruck transformer from Rescue Bots. Heat Wave (according to Jonah and Lincoln) is so awesome because he has a powerful sprayer for one of his arms. 

Well, by mid-day, I kept seeing Jonah yanking on his arm. When asking what he was doing, he said, "I'm trying to rip my arm off." 
"Why do you want to rip your arm off?" I wondered.
"Wanna be a robot."
"Robots have arms." I tried to reason.
"Need a shooter for my arm like Heat Wave." He insisted.

And so it went all day until dinner when he explained to Jeff he wanted to rip his arm off.
With concern, Jeff explained, "Jonah, you don't want to rip your arm off. It will bleed and we'll have to take you to the hospital." 

Jonah looked Jeff square in the eyes and with a brave front, he boldly stated, "Want to see blood."
Thankfully, before Jonah managed to pop his arm off, he found a good substitute for his robot sprayer arm in the Lego bin.  

Every night the younger boys get a book and a 2-3 minute video on YouTube as part of their bedtime routine. This is working out really well because the older boys want to watch the younger boys' videos, especially since they've discovered these funny little Lego stop-motion stories, so the older boys are eager to help with bedtime so they can stick around for the show. Win-Win-Win-Win-Win-Win! 
We've started dabbling in Centaur work over here. I believe this is Carson's creation. 
I love my mini waffle maker, but I've only had one for a year and it's the only waffle maker I have! It took forever any time we wanted to make waffles. I found another one at Target and was so happy to be able to double my waffle making abilities. When I had these mini helpers to open and close my mini machines, we were swimming in waffles! 
One night while eating taquitos, Lincoln said, "I want some potato sauce for my taquitos!" It took us a minute to figure out he was talking about the sour cream, but now it doesn't go by any other name!
Jonah's sick and tired of seeing everybody on a computer all day. The challenge this week has been trying to get Jonah to not actively try to persuade Lincoln to join him in his playing the whole time Lincoln is on his Kindergarten Zoom calls. One day Jonah shouted with annoyance, "I HATE COMPUTERS!" We feel you, bud! He eventually succumbed to the digital beast and plopped himself down with his own little computer one morning. 
We went to Quail Lake with Jeff's parents and his sister's family this weekend. It was so good to get out of the house and move our bodies! I told my mom and sister I feel like I'm a prisoner to Zoom calls all day. We were stuck in our house a lot before, but now we are really locked down until early afternoon every day. Plus it's so hot that we don't ever want to leave the house even after school is done. So it was a welcome relief to have some new scenery, some new people to talk to, and some new tricks to try. Eli figured out how to get up on a kneeboard! He's obsessed now and is eager to hit the lake again! 
A few more funnies from the last couple of weeks:

Jonah came into our bed one night because he was scared.
Me: Do you think you're ready to go back to your bed?
Jonah: No. It's danger in there.

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Me: Go play in the other room.
Lincoln: Okay Jonah, let's go without the dinos.
Jonah: NO! Let's go with IN the dinos!

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Me: Boys, I need you to come pick something up from the school with me.
Carson: Let me comb my hair first.
Eli: I'm not combing my hair. I'm fine. I look like a typical man.

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Preparing for Father's Day, the boys and I had been practicing Father's Day songs right before Jeff got home from work. We heard the garage open, so Lincoln ran out of the room. As soon as he saw Jeff he quickly reassured, "It's nothing. Just a normal song. We were just singing a normal song."

Moments later Lincoln started singing "My Daddy Is My Favorite Pal" right next to Jeff, trying to cover, he quickly changed the words to "My Mommy is my favorite pal" while side-eyeing Jeff, thinking he was being so sneaky. 

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While reviewing what colors mix to make other colors:
Jeff: How do you make pink?
Kids: White and red!
Jeff: How do you make green?
Kids: Blue and yellow!
Jeff: How do you make white?
Kids: ...white? It just is. 
Eli: It doesn't have an origin story.

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Carson: Someone has climbed Mt. Everest.
Lincoln: Did they die?
Carson: No, they lived!
Lincoln: But it's sharp at the top.

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While watching for the garbage man, Jonah shouted, "There he is!" as the garbage man started rolling down our street. When Lincoln looked, Jonah slapped him with a quick, "Made ya look." 

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Eli and Carson were sitting on the couch across from me. Eli whispered to Carson, "Our plan isn't working." 

I never did find out what their plan was, but I think I'm glad it didn't work. 

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Lincoln: What's this?
Carson: A board book.
Lincoln: Nope, it has like a thousand pages. It's not boring.

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Me: Carson, have you brushed your teeth?
Carson (screaming at Lincoln): NO, LINCOLN! DON'T TELL HER I DIDN'T!

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Me: Eli, there's a difference in jokes that are funny and jokes that are rude. 
Eli: Mom, your jokes aren't funny. 
Me: Well my jokes aren't mean to anybody. 
Eli: They're insulting to the guy who invented puns. 

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Just after Jonah and Lincoln woke up for the day, they both came out of their rooms at the same time and saw each other across the hall. They had a short stare-down and then Jonah said to Lincoln in a vengeful whisper, "...you again."