Did He Just Say...?

While playing Mario Kart, Eli said, "Mario likes to say, 'Mex-i-co!'"
(Mario actually says "Let's-a-go!")

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Eli's latest favorite saying when he's surprised is, "What the heck in the world?!?"

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When asked what we should name their new baby brother...
Eli, "Mario."
Carson, "Go to Jesus." later revised to "Baby Jesus."

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When sitting down to read scriptures, Carson opened his Book of Mormon and said, "Now behold!"

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We have the boys repeat one scripture after us per chapter we read. While Carson was repeating his verse, Jeff said, "Now it came to pass..."
Carson, "Now it came to...PANCAKE!" Now the boys can't get through a verse without shouting "PANCAKE!"

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And here we have two misheard song lyrics:

Lyric - How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
Eli, "Why did that song say OPTIMUS?!?" (As in Optimus Prime)

Lyric - I'll be the bright, in black, that's making you run.
Eli, "This is the song that says SPANKIN'!"

Eli, no matter how many times we try to correct him, while singing the ABC's goes, "...XY and Z. Now I know my ABC's, I'll sing with you again!"