"Mom! You're concentrating me!"
(Meant frustrating)
Jonah was mad I wouldn't buy him something at the store, so he yelled, "MOM! You're so FRAGILE!"
Me: Do you need a baby wipe?
Jonah: No, I need a big boy wipe.
Radio: Come in today for your brand new Toyota!
Jonah: A toy Yoda?
Jonah: Mom, I need to tell you something.
Me: What?
Jonah: Mom, I need to tell you something.
Me: What?
...continue for three straight minutes.
Then after much inner turmoil trying to put the right words to his thoughts...
Jonah: Mom...where's the middle of nowhere?
"I don't want to be a kid. I want to be a dad. Like mom."
While frosting a cookie, "I'm just a little stressed out."
After stopping to fill our car up with gas, "Where's our gas hole?"
Jonah: Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Lincoln: Happy Halloween!
Jonah: Lincoln, it's NOT Halloween!
1 comment:
I love these! I especially love the "Where's the middle of nowhere?" and being a dad like mom. Kids are the best. (When they're not the worst.)
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