Sunday, March 17, 2013

Sun Days

I hate being that person who's like, "Hey. Sorry I haven't blogged in forever. I promise to do better."

But. Hey. Sorry I haven't blogged in forever. I promise to do better. Don't hate me. Here's one heck of an update to get you up to speed on all things Excell.

As I said on instagram, "Eli never used to like playing with play dough until my sister told me to add toothpicks into the mix. Best parenting advice I've ever received."
Cheers.
 Watching Jeff leave in the morning.
My failed attempt at a brother photo shoot:
 Successful attempt at a cute Carson pic.
Eli's our coin collector. Whenever he finds money, he runs to put it straight in his piggy bank. I started calling it his mission money and now we sing "I Hope They Call Me on a Mission" every time he adds to his fund. One day he insisted on carrying his piggy bank around with him all day to count his "mission money" over and over.
We love a good game of hide-and-go-seek around here. Mostly because Jeff and I can cram the kids in all the places we wish we could still fit.
Watching the neighbors play basketball -- our favorite activity while we wait for Jeff to get home.
I love this picture.
All the snow melting away put an extra spring in everyone's step. Eli's new shoes helped his steps spring even more.
One Sunday while making popcorn Eli mysteriously started frowning. We laughed and laughed. Then the frown turned into hysterical crying and we realized he had burnt his finger on a hot kernel. Whoops.
Sunshine and bicycles. Happy, happy.
Eli crammed a whole bunch of grapes in his cheeks one day. Then he smiled and I died laughing. He doesn't even look like himself.
Baby model.
New spring clothes! Yup. I bought Eli red pants so we can be trendy twins.
Eli has now successfully gone #2 in the potty 3 times *cough* in one year *cough*. We bribed him with a second trip to D.I. to try to motivate him to ditch the diapers. A year later when he finally earned his second prize, he had quite a hard time deciding what to pick. He took for-ev-er to pick something out. It was funny because it was the first time I felt like he really understood he only got to pick one thing, so he had to test out all the toys to make sure he was getting the best choice for his long awaited prize.
I did a photo shoot with Carson for his first birthday! This beauty came from it:
Here's Eli and his friend. I love this picture. They're like two old men.

We have been in heaven with this warm spell. Jeff's still convinced more snow is on its way, so we have been taking advantage of every warm minute we've been given.







We had our first picnic! Most of the food ended up on the cement, but the kids ate it anyway!
Then Eli lined up all Jeff's tomato cages as a maze for the kickballs. I love to see his little mind work.
They were busy and quiet and concentrated for so long.
Once they got their fill of the kickball maze, the boys used this fake wasp nest as a hat. Then as a kite. I'm starting to be anti-toys because I love to see Eli's imagination go wild with everyday things around the house.
Not sure what he's doing here, but look at his adorable outfit.
Then he found his "telescope." What? How does he even know what a telescope is??

Carson makes weird faces all the time. I figured out he was probably practicing his wink for this fateful moment:
The walks are back. Eli insists we stop and go in conjunction with the traffic light that's aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll the way at the end of the road.
The melting snow reminded us we never got around to raking up the leaves in our yard last fall.
The kids were happy to flop around in the leaves while Jeff tried to contain the mess.
Leaves are really appetizing.





Apparently there are these big trucks that drive around in the middle of the night where we live to kill off all the mosquitos with mosquito killing spray. Apparently those trucks haven't been out yet this year because these aren't chicken pox:
Finally, St. Patrick's Day German Pancake breakfast. That's about as festive as we got around here.
Whew. The end.

Sunday, March 03, 2013

My Husband is Old

I never felt weird about the 5-year age difference between me and Jeff.
Until he turned 30.

When we got married, I was 20 and he was 25. That didn't seem so weird. But now he's gone and turned 30 on me and I feel like I've been cheated out of the second half of my twenties!

Maybe the rash decision to chop off all my hair came from me vicariously living out Jeff's midlife crisis. He's fine with his latest birthday, but I'm having a hard time coming to grips with the soon-to-be gray-haired man wandering around my house. :) 

I kid, I kid. Kind of.

Anyway, Jeff's birthday always falls right by President's Day weekend. So we've made it a tradition to meander down to Cedar City to celebrate the occasion in good company. 

These pictures are annoyingly in no particular order. Looks like we're starting with the last day of our trip when we went to the new Aquatic Center! It was sooooooooooo much fun. Are you ready for a shocker? This was Eli's first time in a swimming pool. Our poor children. 
I think all the noise and splashing water and children screaming had Carson a little skeptical of his surroundings. It didn't take him too long to start giddily crawling around with his face barely above the water though.
We started our trip off in St. George. We stayed down there (in the 60 degree perfect weather) for one night. It was lovely. David and Mary took us to Jeff's new traditional birthday lunch hot spot - Irmita's.
No lizard went untouched.
Not sure if we were supposed to be letting our kids climb all over the statues out front, but hey, nobody stopped us.
And then we found the sombreros.
The sombrero gave Austen magical dancing/ninja power. His moves were a-mazing.
I had this great vision of getting frozen yogurt and eating it on the temple grounds -- picnic style. Then I ate my ice-cream before we even got to the temple. Carson had a meltdown. It was way colder than it looked outside. Eli found a binky. I felt weird bringing food onto the temple grounds. And so we quickly made our way back to the car. Shucks.
On Sunday morning Mary, Eli, Carson and Barkley had some bonding time. Side note: Eli was terrified of Barkley, but had made big strides with him by Sunday.
Back to the temple. My favorite temple. It is so gorgeous. Plus there are palm trees growing around it, so that alone sends it to the top of the "most awesome temples" list.
The Cox family came by for Jeff's birthday party. I went downstairs to check on Eli one time and he had his head resting on Caleb's shoulder while he was watching Caleb play a game. Precious.
Jeff decided he wanted an Asian party. He didn't care too much about the theme other than he wanted Chinese food.

Kaelynn is the ultimate party planner. She's awesome at making signs and setting up the decorations.

The boys kept themselves busy during dinner by throwing food into Eli's cup of water, and then Eli would eat the food out of his cup. Apparently it was hilarious. Bonus - Eli actually ate dinner for the first time in his life.
Yum, yum, yum!
Of course we had fortune cookies to end the meal. This was Eli's fortune:
We're now wondering who is planning to adopt Eli.

Then Jeff opened this fortune:
Which was funny because we are currently planning a huge trip to Disneyland with my family.

After dinner and eerily specific fortunes, the angel food cake was candled and ready to be sung to.
Eli did several unrecognizable renditions of "Happy Birthday" before the rest of us joined in. Don't tell him I said this, but I'm pretty sure he's tone deaf. And color blind.
Back to the birthday boy --
We drove home on Jeff's real birthday. We rushed in the house, had him open up a quick gift (hair clippers), and then I kissed him goodbye and made him watch the kids all night long while I was at mutual. I'm a good wife.
Happy birthday my aging husband. May you forever be five years older than me.