Recovering Smoker.
Cancerous moles
The black lung
Life Support
Dislocated Parts
Tracheotomy
Wrinkles
Cheap Spray on Tan
Impaired Vision
Leprosy (We clean our bath with paint thinner)
It may be "Home"ly but at least it's got a good personality... And really cheap rent. 
5 comments:
All this time I thought you lived in a cute place. Now I know the truth.
I tried to disguise the blemishes in the pictures before. But it's time for the truth to be known.
Have you ever heard of oven cleaner?!?
Hey, Look on the bright side. At least you can only move up from here....
Oh my gosh! That is the funniest thing, I have read in a long long time. No one can understand the "black lung" until they experience it, themselves. All newlyweds should have one. It really does make you appreciate life.
I really love your tub cleaner, too. Talk about funny. You are amazing!!!
Keep those creative juices coming. You guys have one of the funnest and funniest blogs, I have ever read.
PS. sorry, but blog stalking you has been a highlight of my day :)
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