Karma

Note to husbands: Don't make fun of your wife if a chair happens to crumble the moment her bottom touches it.

Because if you make fun of her, you're unknowingly forcing the universe to send your bum plummeting  straight down to the concrete. While holding a baby. With your wife watching. With a camera. I've never laughed so hard in our whole marriage.

Now I'm left wondering if we really are in good hands with Allstate.