Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Did He Just Say...?

Basically everything Eli says right now is hilarious. Here are some of my favorite quotes from him lately:

While introducing him to one of Kenzie's friends:
Me: Eli, this is A.J. Let's practice. What's her name?
Eli: KENZIE!
Me: And what's his name?
Eli: Pajamas!

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Eli's new favorite question is: What are you doing? He asks it about every two minutes. One day while we were in the car:
Eli: What you doin' Daddy?
Jeff: Driving. What are you doing, Eli?
Eli: My doing backseat.

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While driving with my mom. My mom and I were talking when Eli interrupted:
Eli: Grandma?
My mom: Yes, Eli?
Eli: You're cute.



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Calling from his room after we put him to bed one night:
Eli: Daddy-O! WHERE ARE YOU?!?"

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After every prayer in Sacrament Meeting:
Eli (very loudly): Hooraaaaay! Now go to church!

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On a walk:
Eli: Go to the park today Mommy?
Me: Not today.
Eli: Probly we should go to park today actually.
(He combines probably and actually in sentences all the time and it never fails to crack me up.)

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The neighbors were over jumping on the trampoline with Eli. They were jumping basically into the fence and catching themselves (they're a lot older than Eli). Eli watched in amazement then announced:
"Okay." Big breath. "My do it. My do it." Luckily he was just talking a big talk and never launched himself at the fence.

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One day while waiting for my mom to come visit, he had stolen Carson's binky and was sucking on it:
Me: Eli. Give me back that binky. Grandma doesn't like binky boys.
Eli pulls the binky out: Grandma not like binkies?
Me: Nope. She doesn't.
Eli thinks for a minute.
Eli: Grandma like crying boys?
Me: No. Grandma doesn't like crying boys either.
Eli: Waaa Waaaa Waaaaaaa.
Puts the binky back in.

Clever boy. I guess he figured the binky was the lesser of two evils. He's probably right.

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*Sorry in advance for this one. I try to steer clear of all things of this subject manner, but it's one of my favorite quotes.*
Eli while looking at some dirt on the ground:
Eli: That dirt, mama?
Gets down to further inspect followed by a sigh of relief.
Eli: No, not dirt. Just poop.




4 comments:

Rebecca said...

Hilarious and the pictures are adorable.

Kim said...

That Eli--he's always good for a laugh, or two, or three, or more.

I love the pictures, too. Kind of like a little teaser for the big new family photo reveal. I can hardly wait!

Klarissa said...

Eli looks ready for kindergarten - so grown up! Love the quotes - can't wait to hear him in person!

David and Mary said...

I love the pictures.. can't wait to see the whole fam!